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  1. gimmie birdies

    Ended Official BYC Caption Contest - 12-18-20 - Pic by darlingdarla

    "I don't care what you think of my appearance, unless you think I am awesome, in which case you are right, carry on."
  2. gimmie birdies

    Ended Official BYC Caption Contest - 12-18-20 - Pic by darlingdarla

    "Go ahead, she don't peck..." Hen: :
  3. gimmie birdies

    Ended Official BYC Caption Contest - 12-18-20 - Pic by darlingdarla

    When someone gives you hairstyle advice and you listen....
  4. gimmie birdies

    Ended Official BYC Caption Contest - 12-18-20 - Pic by darlingdarla

    The look on your FRIEND's face when your FRIEND gives you advice, and you do the opposite.
  5. gimmie birdies

    Ended Official BYC Caption Contest - 12-18-20 - Pic by darlingdarla

    "Past my prime? Past my prime? I don't see an expiration date on these feathers! She is no spring chicken my butt!"...."Oh now you done said 'what feathers?' oh it is on!!!"
  6. gimmie birdies

    Ended Official BYC Caption Contest - 12-18-20 - Pic by darlingdarla

    The ONLY rooster, in the coop says to this hen... "Hey, babe, this has been fun, but I am not the one for you, and you can do so much better than me... I think you are a really special hen and someday you will find, the one...." Below is her reaction...
  7. gimmie birdies

    Ended Official BYC Caption Contest - 12-18-20 - Pic by darlingdarla

    "Lookism? I ain't got time for that."
  8. gimmie birdies

    Ended Official BYC Caption Contest - 12-18-20 - Pic by darlingdarla

    "Is this the audition to "Chickens have talent"? What is my talent you ask? I can nail my owner if she comes in the coop and I am on the roost every time! What, she was wearing clip-in hair extentions? That's her problem..."
  9. gimmie birdies

    Ended Official BYC Caption Contest - 12-18-20 - Pic by darlingdarla

    "What? You say I am ugly? Well you are fat and I can always...oh."
  10. gimmie birdies

    Ended Official BYC Caption Contest - 12-18-20 - Pic by darlingdarla

    "The last rooster used pick up lines on me...'Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see..' The next thing I knew I had missing neck feathers."
  11. gimmie birdies

    Ended Official BYC Caption Contest - 12-18-20 - Pic by darlingdarla

    "Wo-ah, I am half way plu-ucked, wo-ah live'n on a farm, take my wing, we will make it I swear, Liven' on a farm..."
  12. gimmie birdies

    Ended Official BYC Caption Contest - 12-18-20 - Pic by darlingdarla

    Just didn't want her to miss a pip.
  13. gimmie birdies

    Ended Official BYC Caption Contest - 12-18-20 - Pic by darlingdarla

    I added the song two crows.
  14. gimmie birdies

    Ended Official BYC Caption Contest - 12-18-20 - Pic by darlingdarla

    "Yah, Santa has a red necked chicken, "Shenah" who rides shotgun on the sleigh. What of it?" *Jingle bells* Shenah the red necked chicken, rides shotgun on Santa's sleigh, If Mrs. Clause asks if she can, Shenah says..."Go a-way!" Hey!
  15. gimmie birdies

    Ended Official BYC Caption Contest - 12-18-20 - Pic by darlingdarla

    "Trust a fart, or not, there is no try!"
  16. gimmie birdies

    Ended Official BYC Caption Contest - 12-18-20 - Pic by darlingdarla

    The face you make when 23 and me says you are 1/2 Naked neck..."Say what?"
  17. gimmie birdies

    Ended Official BYC Caption Contest - 12-18-20 - Pic by darlingdarla

    That face you make when you go out to eat, your friend doesn't order food, then eats off your plate.
  18. gimmie birdies

    Ended Official BYC Caption Contest - 12-18-20 - Pic by darlingdarla

    "What I lack in beauty, I make up for with GREEN EYES!"
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