Entry 3
Chicken: The oddest time of year is winter. The owner stops giving us eggstra treats, life starts to feel more boring, and I start to feel less eggcited. Am I missing something in my schedule?
Hmmmm...
(Long does the chicken know that she forgot to lay...eggain!!)
Get out of here!!! I have got to peck some sense into these people. Who do these people think they are, rushing in here all eggcited. It’s not like I didn’t lay all winter?!