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There once was a Hen that shot pool. Her Duck friend thought that was so cool. She thought she'd be able, But without a pool table, Instead she tried volley-egg swimming pool.

"Duck Olympics...let the games begin! This challenge includes swimming laps, immediately followed by laying a pristine egg"

"I'm going to give those chickens some competition!"

"My eggs are always sparkling clean, because they're pre-washed. Hey human...that'll be a dozen mealworms for my eggscellent sanitary standards."

"Have you heard about the swimming egg diet? Yeah! I just lost a pound in 1 second flat! Well...would you believe half a pound?"

"So...astrologically speaking, my baby's a water sign"