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I’m not a dad, but… What do you call a Christmas joke that isn’t funny?

At dinner one night, we were all talking about my Dad's new drill press. My Dad said to my younger brother, "No, you can't put your older brother's head in the drill press." My brother replied, "Why not? In this country we have freedom of the press!"

What did the river say after it ran into a concrete wall?