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baby food day?

if she's 95% woman, i'm afraid to ask what the rest of her is.

have i not mentioned that my wife is a saint?

can’t wait for this year’s bottle swap with my buddies. we pick names and then get together before christmas every year, with each guy buying a bottle for whoever he picked. sit around sampling the bottles and shooting the shit. it’s a great night.

she’s the nicest lady ever… …unless you don’t have enough ventilation in your coop. 😂😂

weller neat, please

i only got one pulled. did i miss something?

oh i love a good chivalade

it’s a weird thing to find funny i guess. just lookin for a little clarity also, us?

what’s funny about it not bothering me?

that people are that stupid? or that it doesn’t bother me?

people are just stupid. they have been forever and they will be until the end of time. if i got upset by every stupid thing done by stupid people, i’d go insane. so instead, i just accept the compliment.

people are idiots. but at the end of the day, it’s a compliment.

we get “she’s so pretty” all the time. doesn’t bother me in the least.

thank you. i was too upset to even respond.

i didn’t miss a cut, thankfully. my barber was at my house every 3 weeks through covid.

i’m sure diego looks great 😂😂

i can’t lie, this is all that comes to mind when everyone in here talks about their wives cutting their hair. i know i know, they did hair forever and all that. and i’m sure you all look fantastic but this is the image that races to mind.

thank you, mare. the plan right now is to give him the option to cut it once he can make that decision.

he’s gonna trip over it soon. get him to the barber.