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Okay okay, I'll fix it before the police get here.

Everybody's getting a bottle of Purell and some cherry chapstick!

In that case I think I'll wait another 8 days. Wouldn't want to ruin my reputation as a procrastinator.

Nope. Haven't even started😁

Tuesday?

Why would you leave something up to the interpretation of our brains? You know that's not gonna go well.

Preach sista🙌 At most, I'm a maternal feminist. Nothing more tho, women take it too far nowadays.

Sorry to hear that Duckie, I'll be praying for her quick recovery🙏

She. And yeah, she's very nice😄

Good grief man🧐

Six so far. I guess I've been bad. But I have no idea what I did. It's like first grade all over again, my witch of a teacher putting me in time out for being pushed by another jerk-faced-witches-pet first grader. Still mad about that one. I'm talking about something unrelated to this thread...

What else?!😭

My mom would dress me in pink onesies with huge bows, frilly socks, and dainty little earrings and necklaces. People still said "Oh he's so cute!" Or "Is it a boy or a girl?" People are just weird like that, wether the kid has long or short hair, or wether the kid wears tutus or dinosaur boots...

Yessss. Brad Mondo's reactions are my favorite.

Ewww, but okay🤣 Even as a little kid I would gag on pizzas, sausages, or candies that tasted like licorice.

Umm, italian is gross because of the fennel, so do the sausage a favor and leave it out😁

Noo! It was fantastic entertainment🍿 I let everything but my bangs grow, but I never went to the hairdresser for bangs anyways. Just recently had ten inches cut. Biggest mistake of my life, I miss long hair😭. Plus the lady tried to rip the rest of my hair out with her brush. I probably won't...