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    Funniest Things A City Slicker Has Ever Said To You?

    Quote: I can explain it to you... take your right hand and put it on your left ear.. now drag your hand across your forehead to your right ear.. Your wrist went pasteurize.. hahaha im gonna share that with my FFA class, i bet half of them dont get it.
  2. Littlecimarron18

    Funniest Things A City Slicker Has Ever Said To You?

    my dad was playing around one time when i was about 6. he told me i could milk the rooster, all i had to do was flip him upside down and milk his comb. So, later that day i climbed the roosts, tied bailing wire to the rafter and then tied my roosters feet and proceded to try to m.ilk him. poor...
  3. Littlecimarron18

    Funniest Things A City Slicker Has Ever Said To You?

    one of my friends just decided she wants chicks. I am currrently talking to her over msn, and she says "do i have to feed them?" "So. How do I go about this. I go to the store. Buy some.. eggs. Right?" "If I were to buy them, what do I when they grow up?"
  4. Littlecimarron18

    Funniest Things A City Slicker Has Ever Said To You?

    While i was at Farmers market over the summer this man came up really shyly with his wife tagging behind. He asked if i had brown eggs, so I took out a carton and showed him. then he kinda asked real quite if i could switch the white ones out for brown, because his wife is allergic to white...
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