Grandpa: I'm going hunting, kay?
Grandma: Could i come with you?
Grandpa: Sure, it might be cold though
Grandma: Oh that's ok, i'll stay in the car
Grandpa: Er, ok
Grandma: I hope you won't mind if i honk the horn every few seconds.
Me: Grandma, you DID use those eggs i sold you, didn't you...