I am going to sing "I feel the earth move" by Carol King. If I make it to Hollywood and become the next American Idol, I will give up my egg laying career and change my name to "Gilbeaux" because it has more star quality.
"I am tired of all this organic crap! I want spaghetti-os!"
I actually hear a boy scream this at the grocery store. The boy was about 10. The meat dept guy got a good chuckle over it.
Red hen-"Cock-a-doodle-do!"
Chicken Little hiding- "Hens that crow are bad luck!"
Gray hen- "Yeah, cuz you get freezer camped, and wrapped in a foil blanket."