Not quite a chicken... An Italian forest ranger on skis spotted a rare Gallo Cedrone (wood grouse or Western capercaillie).
https://video.repubblica.it/cronaca/gallo-cedrone/374772/375386
This is a beautiful concept. I think @duluthralphie definitely needs this done at his house. A unique, artistic touch that will bring him great joy every morning.
It's easy to do. Just pour the concrete near the duck pond, and send the entire crew to lunch at the same time.