0n a lighter note:
Are you a Democrat,
a Republican, or a Redneck?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
You're walking down a
deserted street with your wife
and two small children.
Suddenly, an
Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner, locks eyes with you...
All my pistols are locked up in a store in town. I do not have them in my house except for the ONE I carry occasionally.
I have ONLY a rifle and a shotgun for the protection of my livestock.
Every one on the farm knows these weapons and how to keep themselve and others safe from them.
I...