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Granted but they are all roosters. I wish Bev Davis would show up on my doorstep like Ed McMahon and gift me with her precious birds. One can dream can't they???????

Quote: Granted, but you have 19 kids! I wish my car wasn't broken. Granted but you can't drive it because its out of gas! I wish everyone has a great day!

Granted but when your 2 year old is 17 it will be you that ends up not sleeping through the night! I wish I there were pink chickens!

Granted but it is such a sour pickle you can't eat it! I wish I didn't have to go crawl around under someones house today......EEEEEEWWWWWWW!

Granted but they leave the mess for you to clean up........ducks are very messy as you know......it's a BIG mess! I wish I didn't have to work today!

Granted but it rains the entire season. I wish they hadn't killed the chicks!

Granted but now it is snowing. I wish someone would come buy all of my extra chicks.

Granted but now tomorrow it will be Christmas. I wish everyone a Happy Easter!

Granted but you end up with more than you put in the bator. I wish my Emu eggs would hatch faster.

Granted but they only fit Leprechauns, who keep moving them. I wish I lived somewhere over the rainbow.

Granted but it is invisible chalk. I wish I had waterproof Mascara.

Granted but you can only use it to open cans of beans. I wish The Force was more user friendly.

Granted....but he needs his own room and the builder didn't put a door in that room either. I wish Yoda was my yoga instructor.

NICE ONE !!!!!! Granted.....but you didn't poke holes in the 5ft jar so the fairy could breathe. I wish that Jar Jar Binks didn't eat chickens.

Granted but the dilithium crystals in your saber just expired. I wish that Luke Skywalker wasn't my son.

Granted but the ladder isn't tall enough and doesn't reach the window. I wish you could get into your room.

Granted....you now have a door but it doesn't open. I wish I had a pink Volkswagon super beetle.

Granted but you can't use it because the builder didn't put in a door. I wish my chickens would clean their own coops.

Granted but when you arrive you find out that Jeffree Star is ill and The Smother's Brothers are standing in. I wish... I may.... I wish I might.... wish for a shooting star tonight.

Granted but it is no longer your pet. I wish I had Pink Flamingos.