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Unfortunately, I have not perfected my device that allows you to slap someone in the face, over the internet. I know the world NEEDS that object but I just can't seem to make it work. "Are you sure you want to SLAP [username]?" [Yes]

I have a presentation to get ready for, for a patent application. The meeting will involve the owner, his son (also an owner) and the salesman.... and beer. My doohickey is a bottle opener and it's really cool :) Hopefully everyone will be laughing by the end. I have some good comedy to...

My phone took a video of the inside of my pocket, at some point in the last few days. When I saw it, I said, out loud in my empty house "Ahhh, film extra-noir" but since no one heard it, I went downstairs and posted it on Facebook.

I also love getting out of bed and entering the kitchen just as the coffee-maker wheezes that last gasp that lets you know it's DONE. The kitchen smells like coffee and cinnamon and it's about to smell like waffles, bacon and eggs. In the summer, I'll sit on the couch with my feet on the...

One of my favorite things, all week, is that moment, on Friday morning, after the alarm goes off... I turn the switch to [off]. That means it won't be going off (on?) tomorrow. I wonder what that will feel like when I retire? last day... [click] and now I won't make appointments for anything...