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Yup, however ironic it is, I couldn't wear it. I also don't think I'd place a freshly laid egg next to my face either.
If you did wear it, it would be a cool before & after set to illustrate what happens in a chickens craw....
"On the right, we have a pearl pulled from the mucus...
So you're waiting for a splort-covered pearl.
Wish my birds would splort gems....
Note to self: Take off diamond earrings before indulging in cheap therapy this afternoon. And be more careful what you wish for.