I don't remember who it was on here who said it, but the following is one of the best:
"Want to know how to make a small fortune raising chickens?
Start with a large fortune."
How to Save a Lot of Money Raising Chickens
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1. Dig a deep hole .
2. Put five one hundred dollar bills "chicken money" in the bottom of the hole.
3. Cover the money with dirt as you fill the hole.
4. Forget where the hole is.
5. Never buy any chickens.
6. Don't EVER think of spending...