( Search it up, but if you're too lazy then it's a turtle that has an explosive 'mine' inside of it:
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Good or bad? If they were good i'd keep em and give em a treat, if they were bad i'd call the army.
WWYDI if a cat had kittens under you porch?
( Why would you injure em? Just shoot his hand )
Hide my quails
WWYDI a truck full of animals crashed into the side of you house. And the driver was unconscious.?
Nice, i would try to help her as much as i could.
And then bring her to my backyard and keep em both
WWYDI a hobo with a shotgun ran outside shooting the air and acting crazy?
I would dial 9-1-1 throw the phone on the couch and start bashing him with a pan, or stabbing em. (With a knife)
( You know her in real life? )
WWYDI a random flock of gobbling turkeys ran by your house?
Depends how good, if it could drive ( like follow all the signs and laws of the road ) i would go for a road trip with it ( also i don't have chickens i have quail)
WWYDI Your chickens starting dancing? (Like actually dancing)
Buy a generator... and a couple more generators
Or move somewhere there was power
WWYDI You chicken could fly like an eagle/pigeon and it would come back every night?
I would use it for my benefit
WWYDI a Capoeira dancer was on the streets and he randomly starting getting a little too close to you (they have deadly kicks)