Cleverbot: Do you have a good life?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you go to school?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What grade are you in?
User: 6.
Cleverbot: We have 6 kids now?
User: Yes honey.
Cleverbot: I appreciate it.
User: Appreciate what?
Cleverbot: Your honesty.
User: Me?
Cleverbot: Yes...
http://www.cleverbot.com/
Go there, chat with him and post your chat here, but post the whole thing. Click Thoughts so far to see your chat! PS this is hilarious!