User: Retard.
Cleverbot: How many people did you kill?
User: Too many to count.
Cleverbot: Wow.
User: Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: I don't even know you.
User: But will you marry me?
Cleverbot: Are you nice and kind? If so, then yes.
User: Im not nice and kind, but I have a diamond ring...