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Along the lines of a few new ones I heard today.
While at TSC, talking about my colored eggs to the salesman, I heard an older guy tell his wife,
"No, they're not naturally green. They put food coloring in their water to dye the eggs they're laying for easter. Cheap trick that makes...
My favorite,
If you touch a chicken or anything that chicken has touched, you WILL get salmonella. My cousin's friend's sister's teacher's friend's doctor TOLD them that.
Or someone told me today,
Only two animals in the world carry salmonella, chickens and turtles!
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hahaha
I'm glad...