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  1. gritsar

    OH Imp!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    mr. birdaholic : Shhhhh......fed her & got her watching a movie. If we're REAL QUIET, I won't get caught back in here. Shhhhh Get back in the kitchen where you belong! Be sure you're barefoot!
  2. gritsar

    OH Imp!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    mr. birdaholic : Uh-oh, DW is home from work, better get off before the "blunt force trauma" shows up here. Finally a man that knows his place!
  3. gritsar

    OH Imp!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Okay, I'm going to admit to animal abuse here. I just bopped Impy in the head with a milk jug. He was getting on my nerves with his quest to see how many hens he could mate in a minutes time. The only smart thing about this roo is that he knows his name. Gee, maybe that's cuz he gets...
  4. gritsar

    OH Imp!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I just had to chase Impy's fuzzy butt all over the yard and yonder. I had my broody out for her daily constitutional and Impy wouldn't leave her alone! Geez louise! She's not interested Impy! Get over it!
  5. gritsar

    OH Imp!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Quote: You just made THE LIST. and just for fun putting Ranchie on it too. Am I famous now? Boy, he's alot meaner roo than he looks huh? Good thing he doesn't have spurs yet.
  6. gritsar

    OH Imp!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. gritsar

    OH Imp!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    mr. birdaholic : POOR IMP GETS NO RESPECT, even from me. How can we help but pick on Imp, he has little roo syndrome.
  8. gritsar

    OH Imp!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Well Gritty must now go offline. Hubby is due home soon. Just wanted to mention something to Impy before I go. Impy dear, did you know that the eggs under YOUR hen Doe (the broody), were actually fertilized by...... Thor!! I'm sorry dear, you were saying you are flaunting WHAT exactly?
  9. gritsar

    OH Imp!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Quote: You better make them some tin foil saddles too.... Just saying....
  10. gritsar

    OH Imp!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Looks like I told Impy what a handsome little roo he was, one too many times.
  11. gritsar

    OH Imp!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Quote: I wanna see.. Here you go oh goodness I'm gonna need something alot stronger than some tums.
  12. gritsar

    OH Imp!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    mr. birdaholic : I better get my Tin foil hat & Impy proof suit on, he may be commin' fer me! No worries. Just sic one of the peahens on him.
  13. gritsar

    OH Imp!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Hey! Where's the button to report my own rooster???
  14. gritsar

    OH Imp!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Quote: My dear Mama, and I say that with all the condensation it deserves. How dare you call MY Chloe " That big hen " I see her a statuesque vision of loveliness, enveloped on gossamer feathers. Her innocent soul sings to my heart to beat a little faster (and my wings a little too). "...
  15. gritsar

    OH Imp!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    mr. birdaholic : You think Imp ......hmmm.....how manly IS Imp? You mean he did that to all them blackbirds????
  16. gritsar

    OH Imp!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Quote: That's just freaky ETA: Glad my german shepherds are trained zombie attacking dogs.
  17. gritsar

    OH Imp!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    mr. birdaholic : Sure better not be flyin' over Arkansas! As cold as it is outside, if he has any sense he's snuggled up to a coupla hens right now....his OWN hens.
  18. gritsar

    OH Imp!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Quote: So Imps a few sandwiches short of a picinic huh?? A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
  19. gritsar

    OH Imp!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Where is that naughty little rooster anyhow?
  20. gritsar

    OH Imp!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Oh I love Impy. That's why I felt it only fair to warn him that Thor is reaching the end of his patience. Shotguns in Arkansas? Who woulda thunk it. I'm good as long as it's not zombies in Arkansas.
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