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And Alaskan should also know that there is a thing called a "thermostat" that controls the temp in the living space! It can be set up or down to control the comfort level! "Just sayin!" Perry

Chickened, all I can tell ya is that Sour hasn't ever paid me even one jelly bean for saving him yet! And he's almost always in trouble. Negotiate his fee upfront. As far as G goes, I've not had to save him yet, but as long as his 'stche wax is more important than mucking the moats and digging...

Queen Em, you are too kind! * Now if you'd just pay some of my invoices!* I'd recommend my good friend Rev as a shrink (He's good, I talk to him often!), but he's in need of a paycheck as well! Rev Um, I mean Perry

If you want to be offended then do so! I can handle it! Just ask the good Queen Em ! Perry

Kristy, you give me too much credit (I think). No insults, no belittling involved! Merely admiring your ability to laugh at yourself! If more people did that us lawyers would be out of business, and that would be a VERY good thing! Perry

Queen Em, I think poor Kristy has had enough dirt (and sewage) for a bit! Realize that this isn't a legal position, merely a humanitarian one! Kristy, are you familiar with tho phrase " if it weren't for bad luck, wouldn't have no luck at all"?

Bunny, I resemble that! Harold

Um, Queen Em, not trying to interfere with Royal Decisions or Edicts, but in my humble opinion this is not a beheading offense! Wouldn't that be like cutting off your nose to spite your face? Perry (still working pro bono!)

Bunny, TC probably doesn't realize the Royal Treasury is full of candy baubles that Princess Lilly makes disappear! But he'll learn soon enough.He's lucky he has SS funds to fall back on. Much safer than chasing ambulances!

Mornin' Bunny! My fingers don't work well in the morning. Sometimes they don't work well in the afternoon either! Perry

I say just call The Crumudgeon "TC" and not worry about! Like Sour, I feel TC will fit right in with this group. And BTY TC, welcome to BYC!!!!!!! Perry (sometimes)

Thank you Queen Em! (notice that I didn't comment on your normality. after all, the queen sets the standard!)

Let's see here, Spook claims to be normal? Lets examine the facts! This is someone who: A) Wants to kidnap Queen Em (questionable sanity right there!) B) Continues to insult the Queen (off with is head.....wait, can you behead a spook?) C) Wears a Halloween costume 365 days a year ( just...

Bunny, you mean with flutterbyes? No, my son started calling them that back in the dark ages and it stuck with me (but not with him!) And Sour, you've probably morphed all yer going to!! Perry Hi Blue Q!

Since a flutterbye is a self-propelled flower, I think you're close enough!!

Nice to see ya Blue Q! I'm almost (repeat-alnost) in the same boat as Sour! 24 was almost 34 years ago! I can lie about still being 54 and geting away with it if I try!

I think it was your turn,Sour!! Did you forget?

Em's birthday is today!! So HAPPY BIRTHDAY Queen Em Whether ya want to admit to it or not!!!

Bunny, can't blame you! I'm a state further south then you and thinking about going further south! Did cold in younger years,but don't like it anymore.

Lawyrese !!!! Perry