Y'all are jogging my memory... When I was seven I had a pet fly named Fleshy. Don't ask me why, I couldn't tell you. The neighbor cat was called Stupid, but as I recall, my dear grandmother had a more colorful name.
That happened with a LSG we had once. My sister and I wanted ''Comet'', my mom and brother wanted ''Hector the Protector'', and my other brother wanted ''Underdog''. Our last name starts with B, so the dog was C.H.U.B.
I have cats named Messy, Dagger, and Ploofus. I have a rooster named Ooblech. A dog named Oliver Wendell Hound. A duck named Runaway.
Surely I'm not the only one with oddly named pets! Anybody else got any good ones?