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Quote: I'll have to remember this....

Tell them, "I don't need *whatever they're selling*. I have a turkey." Then hang up.

Quote: Eenie! My goodness! You've got me wheezing in my seat... I can't believe I still remember, since it was five years ago.

"Hi, are you interested in a credit card?" "Why would I be interested in that?" "Uh, to buy stuff." "I never bother to pay." "Huh?" "No, I just take it. You're not going to tell anybody, right?" "Errr...." "Yeah, see, here's how I do it. *Launches into a detailed and somewhat insane/unrealistic...