Believe me MFB, I don't think she would cry from all these chaos going around her, she looks like she was from STRONG bloodstock! Probably why you should count yourself lucky in marrying a true Southern lady!
Then Imp would have to puree the celery!
Like the zuccini bread, you didn't know it was zuccini so you won't know the difference for celery in brownies!
MFB, glad you and your family and critters are all right. Phew! Tornadoes are nothing you country boys need to surf on, more like riding it out in the outhouse!
Maybe Imp can make some brownies to keep your energy up!