Im sorry it was posted like a news paper clipping and I seldom go to the Games, Jokes, and Fun! section so I had never seen it.I thought it was a poorly investigated artical.Sorry sometimes my fact searching/checking gets in the way of my humour.
Well part of its true but not
The subject was also transported to the local hospital with two broken arms, a broken ankle, a broken leg, several missing teeth, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions, assorted lacerations, a broken nose and a broken jaw...injuries he sustained when he slipped...