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....... When you religiously post on this thread things that are not funny, and make no sense to anybody, except yourself.

..... When your only Human friends are certifiable chicken addicts.

.... you are planning how you will go up one spot in the pecking order.

......... you understand the "looks" they are giving you.

......... you've worn out yer welcome at the coop.

......... the flock plans an intervention so you'll spend more time with humans.

. . . . you start speaking "chicken".