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When a hen squats in front of you and you place your hand on her back and pretend you are a rooster for her. Guilty of this too many times to count.

You try to talk all of your friends into getting chickens so when you visit you dont go through withdrawls. You only talk to people who also have chickens. You become a 4-H volunteer just so you can see the chickens. You know that you dont have a problem with it but know plenty of people that...

When the guest house on the property you have been looking at seems like it would be a great place for a coop.

When you wife asks you if your attending your childs activity(fill in whatever) and you ask" We have children?". When you have managed to end up on Animal Planets "Animal Hoarders".

When your friends call you up and ask "How are the chickens?" because they know they are going to here about them anyway.

You cease doing chores because the chickens need to be tended to. You give up all those useless,time wasting hobbies you had all your life. (hunting ,fishing,golf) You think all those "OTHER" addictions are problems of a weak mind. You remember your chickens names better than your childrens...