Breakfast in winter....
Layer crumbles, moistened with hot water, dusted with corn and wheat meal, sprinkled with fresh mealworms, served warm! They growl in delight!
...you enjoy your morning coffee in the run, in a lawn chair, in your bathrobe, letting the chicks pluck the morning mosquito swarm off your bare legs.
You know you're addicted to chickens when you don't even have chickens yet and you've joined a darned chicken forum.
"Chicken train, runnin' all day,
Chicken train, take my chickens away..."