if you have ever carried your eggs in your bra to your dr appointment or the store because your incubator was acting up. ( many times! and they all still hatched :) )
When on hatch day you think all day for the perfect excuse to tell your husband just in case he wants to have sex that night, so you can stay by the incubator instead....
When people ask you what you want for christmas and you say stuff for my chickens...
when you hide the bank statement...