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  1. FlockEweFarm

    Let's have a "crazy" neighbor contest!!

    Quote: It took evil dan close to 10 years to get on my truly bad side, and I did my level best to be the peace maker, but he just took that as a sign of weakness, so I had to discipline him and re-educate him. I really try my best to live a life of atonement for past sins, and I have fought...
  2. FlockEweFarm

    Let's have a "crazy" neighbor contest!!

    Quote: It took evil dan close to 10 years to get on my truly bad side, and I did my level best to be the peace maker, but he just took that as a sign of weakness, so I had to discipline him and re-educate him. I really try my best to live a life of atonement for past sins, and I have fought...
  3. FlockEweFarm

    Let's have a "crazy" neighbor contest!!

    Bay, my evil neighbor accused my eldest son of harassing his dogs and inciting them to bark at my dogs who then barked at his dogs barking at them! He yelled at my kids to ,"Get the #$#% away from the fence!" and has tried to terrorize my kids out of using that side of the property all together...
  4. FlockEweFarm

    Let's have a "crazy" neighbor contest!!

    :lauRosalind wrote---Conversation between two of my neighbors, while I was unloading the moving truck while moving in: Neighbor 1: Do you think that's a man or a woman? Neighbor 2: You can't tell, with these longhaired hippies and their jeans. (Did she think that I should unload a moving truck...
  5. FlockEweFarm

    Let's have a "crazy" neighbor contest!!

    My evil neighbor is at it again, he noticed the progress on the coop complex, so he called animal control on me...AGAIN! He complained that my roosters were crowing, and they told him that,"Roosters do that, they crow, you live in the country people have roosters, they crow...please quit calling...
  6. FlockEweFarm

    Let's have a "crazy" neighbor contest!!

    Quote: It sounds like you live in Mountainaire rather than Flagstaff. Nah, I live in East Flag, over 10 miles outside of town in Doney Park, but the way that bozo acts you would think we live in Forest Highlands!! (Super expensive country club)
  7. FlockEweFarm

    Let's have a "crazy" neighbor contest!!

    Allll true here too! And its ornery against evil now, and since he was soo intent on me not allowing my dogs on that half of my land, I have decided to make that the side of the yard that houses my compost heap, my completely evilproof coop, and my goat pen, all up wind of his patio, where they...
  8. FlockEweFarm

    Let's have a "crazy" neighbor contest!!

    Quote: Socks with crocs is a problem? I never mow, and I call it a crop so no one can harass me, and I go out and cut some it from time to time with a really huge knife just for grins and giggles, I used to could get 2 bales of alfalfa, 200lbs of feed, 4 kids, and a weeks groceries and a...
  9. FlockEweFarm

    Let's have a "crazy" neighbor contest!!

    Guys, this thread has been such wonderful therapy for me! I thought I was alone in my travails with my evil neighbor. Just reading about all the other nutjobs out there has helped me to realize that I am not alone in my battles!! Keep em coming, Please!
  10. FlockEweFarm

    Let's have a "crazy" neighbor contest!!

    Wisconsin, I have to agree. She has my vote and my sympathy.I can share some good tactics anytime though. I have resorted to guerilla warfare after the death of my old Aussie, and if he keeps on, I will seriously have to give thought to the Roundup ice cube assault.
  11. FlockEweFarm

    Let's have a "crazy" neighbor contest!!

    Quote: Daaayuuumm!! Ok! But, is his name Dan and did he move to Arizona? Or do I have his brother next door? WOW! We should talk sometime.
  12. FlockEweFarm

    Let's have a "crazy" neighbor contest!!

    Quote: Because of my neighbors, I have perfected the "Crazy eye" and the 1000 yard glare. I also have what is quite possibly the largest collection of legal paybacks and revenge plots under the sun. I didnt used to be crazy and vindictive, but living out here sure made me that way. I used to...
  13. FlockEweFarm

    Let's have a "crazy" neighbor contest!!

    Ok, I could write a NOVEL about my neighbors, but the one that takes the cake is the one that I loathe the most, and I dont say this lightly, but its really hard to like a guy that not only abuses his little yap dogs by keeping them locked in a 3x9 kennel all day long except for a couple of...
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