No, I had to cull my rooster for a possible infraction of an excessively unfair and vague ordinance. If personal circumstances weren't forcing us to move soon we would be following up with this and working on getting the ordinance changed to be more specific. Roosters are always always always...
Your original post. No one here has called you an idiot. They are simply answering your question, particularly the parts regarding interest in such a project and the why not, with their reason. There is little, if any, interest in this project because there is no need for it. There are...
Nyowpotopop, how long have you owned chickens, how many, and under what conditions? You make it sound like a small backyard flock is a noisy nuisance that all neighbors will rue with a passion! In my experience, most small backyard flocks make far less noise than most pet dogs in the backyard...