I just watched Breaking Dawn part one yesterday. I don't go to the movies. Can't sit still long enough. I wait for everything to come out on DVD and watch it at home. Where I can pause it. And wear my pajamas.
I have a firearm in several strategic spots around the house. I also sleep with my friend 9mm and 2 German shepherds.
What's the old saying "what are you afraid of to have all that? Answer: Not a **** thing"
Now I didn't say that my clothes were poo free........
I was however proud of myself that I went to a friends bachelorette party and my boots were s*** free! Of course I bought them on the way there........
Well I do not live on a farm. I live on 8 acres in the middle of the timber. I do have chickens, dogs and cats at home. I also have a horse.
I do however help on a couple farms in the area. I can ride a horse, drive a tractor and throw bales of hay with the best of them.