I'm going back to my original thoughts. Slice his tires.
Someone like that in my neighborhood would become a target.
Throw a party:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/17361/
(Warning - minor adult content)
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When Tiki first started having issues I took a hard line on it also. If someone
gets chickens when they know the ordinance is against it then they run the
risk of having problems. That is a chance someone could take. It's a chance
I'm going to take when I move to a "no chicken" town...
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Normally I would have agreed to be nice to him but knowing you I figured you already
were nice to him. Plus he sounds like he fits the profile of the whiny girlyman of the
neighborhood. On a positive note he's probably too much of a wimp to do anything
to you or file a complaint...
Slice his tires and poor clorox on his lawn. Then tell him how you saw some kids walking
through the neighborhood before it happened but you didn't see them do anything.
Tell him how sorry you are that happened and how all the neighbors need to stick
together and watch out for each other. Make...