Dangerous around Cheerios, too! I get trampled daily for Cheerios. Some day there will be a stench from my backyard and they will find my flat trampled body holding a beak-holedbox of Cheerios and a bunch of fat hens waddling around. LOL
The Old Bat, my MIL started moo-ing about my husband "catching" cancer from "snorting" chicken poo.
After I got done laughing at the image of DH blading a line of chunky wet chicken poo on a mirror I explained that I was the one who cleaned the coops.
The next week a package came to the house...