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  1. Dash Riprock

    Do you make your kids eat what they are served?

    Quote: I love cabbage and everything that you can do to it, but I HATE cabbage's toddelers. With age comes taste...those little cabbage wannabe's have terrible taste. Maybe if momma cabbage had made them listen to classical music while they were germinating they would have decent taste. She...
  2. Dash Riprock

    Do you make your kids eat what they are served?

    Quote: B Sprouts are the preferred food of SATAN...He hates cabbage so much that he delights in eating their babies. I'm not kidding...I read this somewhere in Acts...I think it was somewhere around verse 12 or so. My Bible is illustrated and if I remember correctly it is on the page behind...
  3. Dash Riprock

    Do you make your kids eat what they are served?

    Quote: B Sprouts are aborted baby cabbage...How can you morally consume the unborn? Dadgummit!!...Those things should be allowed to grow into something more tasteful. They are not allowed the opportunity to achieve their right to excell. Dash Gulp!..i dont wanna eat babies!....but...
  4. Dash Riprock

    Do you make your kids eat what they are served?

    Quote: B Sprouts, beets, liver and a dentist....These are the things that will await a true sinner at the gates of HELL!! I know this, because these things are the true basis of all that is EVIL. I'm not making this up...I read it in the Bible...It's near the back...look it up. Dash 3:16...
  5. Dash Riprock

    Do you make your kids eat what they are served?

    Quote: B Sprouts, beets, liver and a dentist....These are the things that will await a true sinner at the gates of HELL!! I know this, because these things are the true basis of all that is EVIL. I'm not making this up...I read it in the Bible...It's near the back...look it up. Dash 3:16
  6. Dash Riprock

    Do you make your kids eat what they are served?

    Quote: Dude I did the same thing but with ketchup on it by the spoonful. One of my worst memories. Deb....I felt like I was a student and an instructer (not really...I was 5) I learned not to take orders without question and my mom learned to let me starve if I was a willing participant...
  7. Dash Riprock

    Do you make your kids eat what they are served?

    Picture this..... Dash: Victim Age: 5 yrs old Menu: Beef Liver and sundries Server: Dash's well intentioned Mom Intention: Dash will eat everthing on his plate Argument: Dash does not care for the OIL FILTER OF THE BOVINE! (I didn't really say that, but I protested in my BEST 5 y/o way)...
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