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oh... When you sleep outside in a hammock for fun, you get bitten by 100x mosquitoes, looking like the wicked witch of the west, and your soccer friends ask, "You sleep outside????" instead of goggling at your bites actual experience, very funny

When you say ain't and don't realize it

and when you find a baby duck on the road and keep it as a pet for five hours before you find it's parents

and when you don't have 'outside clothes' because all your outfits are already pretty gross

You're country when your friend asks how you can stand the smell of chicken poop, and you don't even smell it anymore