When you say ain't and don't even realize it
When your friend that everybody calls Cornbread because of her accent teases you about your accent being stronger than her own
When you reach in your pockets for change and find handfuls of dog(in left pocket) and rabbit [in right pocket] treats...
You walk into work and say, "Sorry I'm late, Butthead got out." And the boss knows that you mean either your rooster or your husband and says it's ok.
Your house shoes have manure on them.
It's no use to clean because the other Butthead, your husband, is just gonna mud the house up again...