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Back end, front end. Both are bad things to mistake for cookies. :P

@mississippifarmboy Are you certain that didn't come out of the back end of a cow? Just askin'. It'd be terrible if you got that mixed up.

Tsk, tsk. Besmirching my reputation.

I would never. Where's my halo? I dropped it. Maybe it rolled into the moat... either way, pretend I have the halo on that's showing what an angel I am.

Long time no see! I have fired up the oven once again, and my brownie supply is bountiful.

I see that my brownie-baking skills will come in handy again. It's been so long that my leaky memory has forgotten the recipe. My, my.

Ouch.

Do they wobble in the toilet water... Er, wrong song.

Anywhere that plays hockey in winter has residents with a tooth shortage.

Hey now, don't pick on my music preferences. We can't help the toothless thing either---blame the hockey pucks.

Hope all in Harvey's path are safe. The pooka Harvey and the storm Harvey---unsure which is scarier. Perhaps they are one and the same?

'Al' is never "okay".

Any way we could handcuff him and tie him up to keep him out of trouble while the mods are in here? Wait, that wouldn't work. :hide

I'm sure a few of the mods will fall in while they're packing up. That should keep them satiated.

Chia-hair in all the wrong places.

Texas... Not Alaska. Or California, if you're looking for hot temps and hot ladies.

Sorry 'Al', you're in the wrong state for warm...

He does too. I can hear Em swooning from here...

You should aspire to look like Carey Price, then maybe you'd have a chance..