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I seem to have lost mine . . . don't suppose yours might have run it over?:confused:

First in a class of one don't mean much, but then, you always have been in a class of your own.

But . . but . . . I thought California was 'the land of fruits and nuts.' Is that why it never rains in the Kingdom either?:idunno

I think Alaskan did, but around the Northern Gate you never know, that could have been ice crystals.

Official Kingdom sleepshirts are now available in a store near you:

I though Alaskan's just desserts was to be baked?:idunno

perish the thought! Fried, baked, roasted or boiled?

Yeah. the seat belts don't fit 'em - though they come equipped with their own airbags.

Frogs on windows! Frogs on walls! Teensy tiny frogs underfoot (watch your step)! Frogs riding shotgun on trips to the store!

FROGS

They say the reason a bagpiper marches around while he plays is because a moving target is harder to hit . . . but Harvey thinks catching you on a trampoline sounds like fun.

Billy Joel said he envisioned his "Piano Man" as a sort of superhero, teamed up with Elton John's "Rocket Man;" their archenemy being Bob Dylan's "Tambourine Man."

Hey, hey HEY!! How many times do I have to say it - DON'T HIT THE BUNNY!!:rant

Maybe you can help with ticket sales? Though probably not if you're gonna go breathing ogre breath in their faces; somehow, I don't think that would be a great way to boost sales.

Definitely a once-in-a-lifetime experience, then.:idunno

Any takers?

Ha! Like you would - you'd sell tickets!

Soooooo . . . I reckon you're not posting any selfies? (Ack! I seem to be channeling Spook!)

Now, there speaks a slippery customer. Ever try to put pawcuffs on a cat??

Nits, nuts, knots, nets . . . note: cuffs don't work on shape shifters.