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(A Hamburg is a chicken breed) (This is all one joke) Why did the hamburger cross the road? Because a person was holding it. Why did the tomato cross the road? He was trying to ketchup. (Catch up) Why did the ketchup cross the road? To get to the hamburger. Why did the hamburg cross the...

Why did T-Rex cross the road? He came before the chicken

Where does the chicken cross the road? At the cross-bock!

A few more: How does a rooster make sure he is on time to crow every morning? He uses an alarm cluck! Who is the smartest chicken around? Albert Egg-stein! How do chickens capture their big moments? By taking a peck-ture! Where do chickens stay while on vacation? At a chick-inn! (These I...

But you could turn it into a joke, like this: What do you get from a wicked chicken? Deviled eggs!

Here’s another one: If 100 chickens cross the road, what do you get? A traffic jam

Why did the chicken run across the road? Because she couldn’t fly Why did the chicken cross the amusement park? To get to the other ride Why did the cat cross the road? Because the chicken had a laser pointer