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Love climbing onto that tree. 💖🌲

I'd say God rest his soul, but that ain't where he's going.

Guess you could ask him. Also, no. Or maybe just a little if I'm being honest.

I've lived in a house with walls for almost a whole year now, man. Like a real person instead of a feral animal. Kiki is an R word. I'm at the beach in a cabin with my man, not camping.

You two hush. I have a reputation to uphold.

Just like a good cannibal.

You'd like to think so, wouldn't you? It's that, or off yourself for serving a dux lover.

Welp. Tetanus isn't a quick death, but at least it's an ax.

Would you like to sleep in my bed, duckie?

You might not know this about me, but I'm a dux enthusiast. I have had multiple house call dux.

I like this rustic one.

Don't be silly. Banty doesn't even like dogs. It would be too disrespectful a thing to do to a friend. Shaw is the hound food. For no other reason than she loves hounds. It's like a good way to honor her.

That's alright. I've promised her an ax to the skull. It'll look cooler.

Please don't.

It's good of you to accept your fate. I'll kill you quickly as I'm most generous.

Flipping hilarious, my dude.

You know where we are, right?

I'll keep your secrets. Inside my belly with the rest of you.

Ever.

Try outrunning me.