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Quote: Wait, so I can give the kids store-bought eggs for Christmas, right? I'm just making sure. I'll tell them it's all legal, because I had a lawyer. Them- "Is this it? Eggs? We have eggs in the coop." Me- "But these are made by ELVES, sweetie." Them- "Uh, mom, eggs are made by...

Maybe if you leave them in the back of your fridge and pull them out the next time you clean, they'll taste just like store brand. I'm not an egg lover, but when I do eat the occasional egg, I do not detect a bad flavor in my home-grown eggs at all. In fact, they smell less egg-y than...