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This thread has brought me so much joy. I nominated it for favorite thread.

I like using the GPS even when I know where I'm going because I love hearing "You have arrived" Makes me feel like an actress walking onto the red carpet.

------ On ANY day in history, Ozzie was stoned...

OY!!!!! It's almost 9 pm Getting up right now and running to the coop!!!!

I'm thinking pugster

Uh, I maybe wrong but I think Cavemanrich knew that and posted that here to be funny????? (which it was)

Replace the word plant and the pictures with chickens......

I wish this would just open without having to click the link but it is hysterical. It is safe to open...Ginmary https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRtYxyML/

Is he attempting a Vulcan mind meld?!

AH! Thanks!

I'm being dense. Someone please explain...

What a grave response...

Without going into detail, I think you could get around that one :oops:

I'm having a senior moment...I'm missing the joke. Someone please explain... So I can hit my forehead and say DUH!

"Hey I killed 9 rats. Does this mean I have 18?" No you used the wrong multiplier... it's more like 90...

There's a follow-up to that answer: City morgue: You slay 'em we lay 'em!

HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? Border Collie: Just one. Then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code. Rottweiler: Make me! Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh? Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp! Malamute: Let...