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Anyone want to see chicks in tight sweaters?

Sorry guys. I've been flooding the "May Madness" page with old memes. I got a shotgun for my ex-wife.

Y'all are too sweet. (Now I'm going to need a larger hat.) :p

Bob was in big trouble because he completely forgot his wife's birthday. She told him "Tomorrow morning they're better be something in that driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in six seconds!!!" The next morning when she woke, Bob had gone to work but there was a gift box in the driveway. She...

Good Morning. Some of you know I often like to do a deep dive into historical topics. This is about a country dear to me and I miss being able to travel there. Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000...

I once dated a girl who was a twin. People asked me how I could tell them apart. It wasn't that hard. Allison painted her fingernails red and

What kind of noise does a train engine make?

Someone removed the fifth page from my calendar.

How to determine the sex of an ant. Drop the ant in a glass of water. -If it sinks it is a girl ant. -If it floats it is .....

-I saw a moose on the way to work this morning. -

What is the dumbest thing you ever did as a kid?