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No I said I like Ruffles Chips. I did not ask for the ruffles.

Janet! Call the photo shoot off I cannot go in looking like...like...like I’ve been electrocuted!

He was all “cock-a-doodle-do” and I said “excuse me, you are who?”

Oh my goodness....I look glorious!!

What do you mean we ran out of my special snacks??

I’m not all ruffled up - this is natural beauty.

I can see you, seeing me, see you. Why are you hiding?

How does this Zoom Meeting thing work? Can you see me???

What?? Is there something on my beak?!

He went “duck, duck, GOOSE!” And started running around all crazy and I’m sitting there thinking “sir....I am a chicken!”

You must stay away from the shadows!

And then I told them “everywhere the sun touches is ours”

And then I told the barber I wanted the glorious Viking beard and I came out looking like this! What do you think?

Do you like my latest feather extensions? Everyone is getting them.

Look deep into my eyes....

Are you gonna eat that? If not can I have it?!

Don’t tell me to calm down I am calm!

You’d think for a kitchen I can see into the food would come out faster.

You are one strange looking featherless chicken. Must be some new breed the hatchery is coming up with!

Excuse me, I ordered my eggs over easy.