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Or anything else.

I would make me the only creature in the moat. Or is that the idea?

Queen Em doesn't let me swim in the moat anymore. My favorite foods give me gas....usually a mixture of methane and hydrogen sulfide. Hydrogen sulfide at only 16ppm is deadly...and you can't smell it until it reaches 43ppm.

No...no I haven't and won't. You don't want to ever get behind a hippo! Someone oughta make Depends for hippos!

Hippos are far more dangerous than crocodiles. Saw a hippo break a crocs back. Quite shocking to watch...some people might have to take precautions before seeing such a sight.

Nope...no candiru. Just mean old crocodiles!

With Alaskan's variety of ways to warm yourself, Sour's dancing and my cartwheels folks are definitely going to get a show!

If you hang around I'll do a cartwheel while in a kilt. You'll see my knees for sure!:lau

I lost 50 pounds, so I now can say hello to my knees!

Good morning you all!!

Mess up your cartwheel and you'll get hot crossed buns...

....and have roasted nuts too!

Do cartwheels in a kilt next to a bonfire and you can have a weeny roast at the same time!

My sense of humor has left the rails.... and I have no plans to put it back.

I was thinking of taking a dip in the moat....as Shrek of course. I promise not to blow any bubbles.

Hey Sour!:frow

Same here. I miss him...us with O.F.S. need to stick together.

Haaaaaaaccccckkkkkk.....paaatoooooeeeyy!

I just ate a mess of seafood last night. None sourced from the moat. Stuffed crab, oysters, shrimp, crawfish tails, fried fish and scallops. :drool

Hey Sour, need help with the full moon dance? I'm volunteering.....