you plan your appointments , feed trips, and shopping trips for the same time because you live too far away from town to feasibly do them in separate trips.
that is me. a trip to town takes me all day
You wreck your car hitting a deer on purpose.
You tell your mother to hit the deer because it has huge rack. when teh mother argues he said " I can fix your car just hit the deer!"
My DL's brother did both.
Yo go to a trendy nightclub in running shoes and a sports tank top because you don't "do" heels when you dance
Your idea of a date involves target practice and fishing
you plan your wardrobe around chores, no point i getting dressed up if you are going to the coup before you go have dinner...