I came back for a bit. @Kiki now needs to create a new poll to see who is the ruler of our fictional Kingdom of BYC. Oh, @EverythingDucks you forgot the Sorceress Queen who is winning over citizens with magical ISP powers, budo taijutsu armies, quail chick cuteness and fantastic food.
Umm... How do you think we're communicating from our various corners of the lands? Also, it has already been established that I am the royal Mage. I am... the Sorceress Queen!
If he agrees to be my vassal, I will let him continue to rule is area of BYC land without interference. Otherwise, I must continue to show him the error of his ways by continuing to lure his minions away one by one and make alliances with other powers of the lands.