Okay, heres one.
Once a guy was driving home with his girlfriend in some woods. A deer ran in front of their car at the last second without giving them any time to stop. The guy walked out to see what damage had been done; it was a considerable amount. So he told his girlfriend to lock the doors...
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*narrows eyes* You...
*grows hawk wings*
i'm just doing everyone else a favor
what kind of hawk wings?
YOU DESTROYED MY EVIL PLAN! *Turns into a huge hawk and eyes glow red*
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Bu they're so adorable.... *tears up*
you liar *narrows eyes*
EVERYONE!!! DON'T CLICK THAT LINK!!! or at least don't watch to the end, its one of those videos where something really scary pops out and screeches at you
*narrows eyes* You...
*grows hawk wings*
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So, what are your plans for sleeping tonight?
Both of my lamps on, plus my main light. Also, mirrors everywhere and mum's knives beside my bed.
Well, wanna see some falcon pix?
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So, what are your plans for sleeping tonight?
http://www.ww2incolor.com/d/203431-1/bob+mg+nest
thats my plans... but i'm scared for another reason
Aw, a few owls scare ya?