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I don't know whether to laugh or facepalm at this. Good to be prepared in case you come across a conversation where a word could go either way and you need to pick a safer one.

I know. Still want to give a big, ":tongue," to whoever thought that it would be a good idea to give that word such a dirty meaning in addition to its regular ones. Or maybe I just have a cynical mind that tends to immediately assume the worst meanings of a word.

Da*n euphemisms. It used to be such an innocent word....

The "Overy," one?

Seems about right.

:lau I think that I was just really, pitifully confused.

Ooh, my little guinea hen is buckwheating! Atta girl, Bagpipes.

Yeppers peppers.

Nope. They told me by their own choice.

I didn't win my PFM -- someone gifted it to me. Somebody probably did the same for you, if you didn't win any contests.

We used to have some, too, years ago. They were kind of pets, but I think that they were mostly for meat. The first time that one of the females gave birth, we didn't even know that she was going to, so the babies fell through the bottom of the cage due to the lack of a nest box. Also, they are...

After midnight, and I'm kind of drowsy -- almost had a heart attack when this glowy-eyed furry creature popped up on my screen.

Okay, that's a new one.

Oh, the moon! Oops. Come back, guys -- the lady talk was a misunderstanding on my part, sorry! It's safe now!

"Well, FIX IT, human! Aren't you supposed to cater to our every demand!?"

Petite -- like a bee! Or a quail. Whichever.

Maybe for the rest of you ladies.... Then again, my mood seems to be more prone to aggravation in between cycles.... I'm weird.

No, not yet, unfortunately. I can wait, though.

Oh, dear, you can't? :oops: